Monday, October 29, 2012

Sandy

I havent forgotten about you guys. So much has been going on. My maternity leave ended so Ive been juggling family & work. And I've been playing with good people!

I stared at this one forever. I thought califlower or tree....but no...its a backbone....


From the same person, i just had to pass. It's Kick.....how the fuck is this a kick??


I hang my head in shame that this person passed on Pi.


Someone has offended the easter bunny!

I just thought this one was cute and shows how cool I am.

Friday, October 5, 2012

Sad Panda

My Maternity leave is over and Im finding a hard time working and playing drawsome....oopps...I mean play with my kid. Every tie i com eback from work theres 30 games to play! eeek!

Once again, I'm an asshole. I knew what the word was. it was surgery, but they drew the word and spelled it wrong therefore you get me being a dickhead.


Im pretty kickass.


They thought you spelt it leef and my soul died a little bit. I really hope my daughter recieves a better education than these people.


Why do people always pass on this one? People use it on me and I get it.


Someone has no hair.


OH COME ON!!!! This is a brilliant drawing you idiot!!!

Monday, October 1, 2012

Submissions

Remember if you have any drawfails, whether it be them not guessing your beauty or their insane interpretation of words, send them to drawfails@yahoo.com

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Diets Suck

My fitness Pal is making me hungry!
This just shows how brilliant I really am. I sat here staring at this picture, trying to figure it out. the letters and the picture was not matching up so I said fuck it when A commercial for Bones came on, I typed in Bones.....it was bones.....this picture....is of bones.


I am fucking insanely awesome. I figured out this was checkers!


i WAS PROUD OF THIS LITTLE GUY DREAMING OF RICHES!! Holy shit caps lock on!


How can you not know this is a globe??


Okay, it made me feel old they passed on Pong.....i drew it so well.


Okay, this one proves I'm a douche bag. and i play with idiots. He just "typed" out the word....spelled it wrong even though the word is right in front of him. I knew what he meant. He meant Surf (it was), but I HATE when people "type" the words so I thought it was scrf and passed. LOL

Dosent everyone vomit like this?? Jeez!

Friday, September 28, 2012

Houston We have a problem

I'm watching Apollo 13 and playing with some.....interesting people.
Maybe I was playing with someone from another country. okay....Im sorry for judging you
reader Regina drew a beautiful hippo. He looks so fucking happy to be dancing in the water. Her partner passed. WTF? Why do people pass without even looking at the letters? I know thats what happened here because come on...the letters even say hippo...

I stared at this one for awhile. It sure looks like a pencil...but guess what? It's a xerox machine....yup....wtf.

It's frigging cold out there! Grab your earsfume!!
Emagherd! You couldnt spell elephant??

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Milk'n'cookies

Yup, Milk and cookies is what Im eating for breakfast. I had a lull with drawsome playing with some good people for a couple of days and then all of a sudden the idiots came out.

I do not know how the hell I guessed this one correctly. It's round like tape with a tongue....To me it looks like my daughter's pacifyer....but now I know what to grab when Im wrapping presents...this peice of crap.

My scorpian will sting anyone who cannot guess it. People=0. Scorpian=1

OH COME ON!!!!!


Okay, I know it looks like first episode Marge, but it's still clear it's marge at least in my eyes....


Yea, a shitty car that needs a lot of work.....

Friday, September 21, 2012

Wtf

I'm playing with some idiots right now. They can't guess. They can't draw. My daughter wants to kill them.

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Glee is on Tonight

I never know what to call my posts so just get over it and stop judging.


Okay, this one required a little bit of thinking. But not too much. What are you looking at? That's right, names. You are not looking at Fame or Zake.


I thought my picture was pretty obvious. I mean thats exactly what I see when I go to Egypt. Why would someone pass on this?


Okay, let me start out by saying, I do not support writing out the word. It is stupid. it's not words with friends here. But I hit the wrong button and I didnt know how to draw it so I just wrote out the word (like my opponent has done for every word) and they tried different combos and then passed. I really wanted to say something in the comments section.
 

Maybe if I drew Rebecca Black's face they would have gotten it,....


Okay, let me start out by saying they knew the word. They just didnt know how to spell it. Pokadot, pokedot, & Poekdot where their guesses.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Regina's Speshal

Some gems from our fav reader (yup there's a competition who I love more), Regina.
When I opened the email, I was excited to see someone's version of ironman. My heart raced as the pic loaded and then this is what popped up. How the fuck was Regina supposed to guess ironman from this crap??

Looks like a bunch of fans, but not its a carnival....a carnival of crap.
 
Okay the following pic is actually a really great drawing. Regina knew what it was, I knew what it was, but Regina's spouse did not. it took him 3 days to figure it out. Okay, I get not everyone plays video games but people also arent idiots. It's clear it's mario and luigi...so I would have googled Mario & Luigi characters and see who fit my letters. The word was Bowser
 

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Sleeping Baby

Baby is sleeping! Update!
It took me a very long time to figure this one out. It looks like a whip (please read in Stewies voice thank you). But it's a thumb.....

Yes, its a simplified drawing but It still looks like lava. Someone has never been burned by "magma" (read in Dr Evils voice please)

Another pee fail. I do not understand why people don't get this one. How else are you supposed to draw pee?

Dude, you will fail in Vegas if you do not know what dice are.

I stared at this one for a good ten minutes. It was a hot mess. It's a frigging airport. I know airports are a lot different now than when I last flew 10 years ago, but I don't think they look like this.
 

Okay, they knew this was an axe. They just couldn't spell it. Yup, they couldn't spell axe. They tried Ax...then there was a long pause. Then they tried Acs.....then they passed....I'm ashamed.

 
 


 

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Storage Wars Special

Just because I'm watching the show as I'm updating my blog...Remember if you have any drawfails, whether it be them not guessing your beauty or their insane interpretation of words, send them to drawfails@yahoo.com

My Tom Cruise offended.
 

I was pretty proud of this one. Okay, maybe it was not good to send to a ten year old (I assume everyone I play with is 10) but come on. I had to choose the word pee. I was sad when they couldn't guess it, but Kudos to them, they did try Sex.

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Seriously!?


It makes me sad they couldn't guess my frown.


It took me awhile to figure out what this was. I could have sworn it was McDonalds.
Okay, granted my little stick figure looks happy, but maybe he has issues and gets off on being seasick. I didn't think this would be so hard.
 

Okay, I know this is a simplified drawing, but I thought it was obvious it was a spoon. I thought wrong. She did think it was a Sopln though....

I was proud of this one. I thought it was brilliant! It's obviously a vineyard right? She kept on writing vine but not vineyard....