Diets Suck

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This just shows how brilliant I really am. I sat here staring at this picture, trying to figure it out. the letters and the picture was not matching up so I said fuck it when A commercial for Bones came on, I typed in Bones.....it was bones.....this picture....is of bones.

I am fucking insanely awesome. I figured out this was checkers!

i WAS PROUD OF THIS LITTLE GUY DREAMING OF RICHES!! Holy shit caps lock on!

How can you not know this is a globe??

Okay, it made me feel old they passed on Pong.....i drew it so well.

Okay, this one proves I'm a douche bag. and i play with idiots. He just "typed" out the word....spelled it wrong even though the word is right in front of him. I knew what he meant. He meant Surf (it was), but I HATE when people "type" the words so I thought it was scrf and passed. LOL

Dosent everyone vomit like this?? Jeez!

Houston We have a problem

I'm watching Apollo 13 and playing with some.....interesting people.

Maybe I was playing with someone from another country. okay....Im sorry for judging you

reader Regina drew a beautiful hippo. He looks so fucking happy to be dancing in the water. Her partner passed. WTF? Why do people pass without even looking at the letters? I know thats what happened here because come on...the letters even say hippo...

I stared at this one for awhile. It sure looks like a pencil...but guess what? It's a xerox machine....yup....wtf.

It's frigging cold out there! Grab your earsfume!!

Emagherd! You couldnt spell elephant??

Milk'n'cookies

Yup, Milk and cookies is what Im eating for breakfast. I had a lull with drawsome playing with some good people for a couple of days and then all of a sudden the idiots came out.

I do not know how the hell I guessed this one correctly. It's round like tape with a tongue....To me it looks like my daughter's pacifyer....but now I know what to grab when Im wrapping presents...this peice of crap.

My scorpian will sting anyone who cannot guess it. People=0. Scorpian=1

OH COME ON!!!!!

Okay, I know it looks like first episode Marge, but it's still clear it's marge at least in my eyes....

Yea, a shitty car that needs a lot of work.....

Wtf

I'm playing with some idiots right now. They can't guess. They can't draw. My daughter wants to kill them.

Glee is on Tonight

I never know what to call my posts so just get over it and stop judging.

Okay, this one required a little bit of thinking. But not too much. What are you looking at? That's right, names. You are not looking at Fame or Zake.

I thought my picture was pretty obvious. I mean thats exactly what I see when I go to Egypt. Why would someone pass on this?

Okay, let me start out by saying, I do not support writing out the word. It is stupid. it's not words with friends here. But I hit the wrong button and I didnt know how to draw it so I just wrote out the word (like my opponent has done for every word) and they tried different combos and then passed. I really wanted to say something in the comments section.

 

Maybe if I drew Rebecca Black's face they would have gotten it,....

Okay, let me start out by saying they knew the word. They just didnt know how to spell it. Pokadot, pokedot, & Poekdot where their guesses.

Regina's Speshal

Some gems from our fav reader (yup there's a competition who I love more), Regina.

When I opened the email, I was excited to see someone's version of ironman. My heart raced as the pic loaded and then this is what popped up. How the fuck was Regina supposed to guess ironman from this crap??

Looks like a bunch of fans, but not its a carnival....a carnival of crap.

 

Okay the following pic is actually a really great drawing. Regina knew what it was, I knew what it was, but Regina's spouse did not. it took him 3 days to figure it out. Okay, I get not everyone plays video games but people also arent idiots. It's clear it's mario and luigi...so I would have googled Mario & Luigi characters and see who fit my letters. The word was Bowser

 

Sleeping Baby

Baby is sleeping! Update!

It took me a very long time to figure this one out. It looks like a whip (please read in Stewies voice thank you). But it's a thumb.....

Yes, its a simplified drawing but It still looks like lava. Someone has never been burned by "magma" (read in Dr Evils voice please)

Another pee fail. I do not understand why people don't get this one. How else are you supposed to draw pee?

Dude, you will fail in Vegas if you do not know what dice are.

I stared at this one for a good ten minutes. It was a hot mess. It's a frigging airport. I know airports are a lot different now than when I last flew 10 years ago, but I don't think they look like this.

 

Okay, they knew this was an axe. They just couldn't spell it. Yup, they couldn't spell axe. They tried Ax...then there was a long pause. Then they tried Acs.....then they passed....I'm ashamed.

 

 

 

Storage Wars Special

Just because I'm watching the show as I'm updating my blog...Remember if you have any drawfails, whether it be them not guessing your beauty or their insane interpretation of words, send them to drawfails@yahoo.com

My Tom Cruise offended.

 

I was pretty proud of this one. Okay, maybe it was not good to send to a ten year old (I assume everyone I play with is 10) but come on. I had to choose the word pee. I was sad when they couldn't guess it, but Kudos to them, they did try Sex.

Seriously!?

It makes me sad they couldn't guess my frown.

It took me awhile to figure out what this was. I could have sworn it was McDonalds.

Okay, granted my little stick figure looks happy, but maybe he has issues and gets off on being seasick. I didn't think this would be so hard.

 

Okay, I know this is a simplified drawing, but I thought it was obvious it was a spoon. I thought wrong. She did think it was a Sopln though....

I was proud of this one. I thought it was brilliant! It's obviously a vineyard right? She kept on writing vine but not vineyard....

 

Rose by any other name

I was proud of this one. It took a little bit more thinking which was obviously too much for this person to handle because they didn't shuffle letters or attempt it. It's dirt.

Back up

We're back up now that blogger knows we're not spamming. We just play with a bunch of idiots.

Another viewers choice

Another submission! Thanks!
Okay, Just sit back and stare at it. Someone peeing in someones force field? Nope....It's a wedding.....

Too much light

Is it a sparkler? Is it a flashlight? Nope....a palm tree.....I understand not having green but at least draw a palm tree.

Meow

It's a kitty. meow meow.

So....

I verified with this person to make sure they didn't choose the wrong word. Look at this picture and think for a moment..........it's a toe.

Um....wow

Is it because its so easy they didn't know it was down?

Okay

Okay I realize this one may have been harder to guess, but my proud of my cliff drawing skills. You piss me off, I push you off a cliff.

Watch some PBS

Someone didn't learn their shapes in school.

dun dun dun

Okay, I know I'm a sick fuck. But it's still a good drawing. Theres not much this could be. Im not pointing to the noose part....im pointing to the....thats right...ROPE.

No schooling

Okay, I will be the first to admit that my handwriting sucks, on and off this game. But it is clear those are years. My 6 weeks old can tell those are years. Obviously, the person guessing never had a history class and has never seen a timeline before.

Reader's Fail #2

Another one from Regina Phalange!

Okay, I get it. You don't have green, but that doesn't mean you have to draw trees like they're pieces of shit. Take a second and imagine those sparklers as trees. The word is gale.